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"The Crime Scene Told Me” — Trooper Paul Psychic Tee

$37.00

He didn’t need science. He didn’t need logic. Trooper Paul just felt it — because the crime scene told him.

This parody tee from the Karen Read Collection turns one of the trial’s wildest claims into courtroom comedy. Featuring a Ms. Cleo-inspired twist on Trooper Paul’s infamous quote, it’s perfect for those who watch trials with both eyes open... and maybe one eyebrow raised.

Limited edition. Spiritual nonsense not included.

Select Color: Solid White Triblend

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  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon  
  • Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"The Crime Scene Told Me” — Trooper Paul Psychic Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Product sizes can differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a product you have at home by measuring it yourself.


A Length

Start the tape at the collar's side at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend it to the shirt's bottom.


B Width

Begin measuring at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam beneath the other sleeve.